Sunday, March 11, 2007

Chavez and Belafonte: Partners In Policies That Keep People Poor, and Minorities Angry

Harry Bananas:


and Crazy Hugo:

"Those who want to go directly to hell, they can follow capitalism," Mr Chavez said in the town of Trinidad in Bolivia.

"And those of us who want to build heaven here on earth, we will follow socialism," he added.


Yes Hugo, someday we will all swarm to that socialist paradise known as.....pfffft...ha-ha-ha...wait a minute, I gotta get a hold of myself here.....VENEZUELA! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I just pooped myself laughing.

I can see the welcome sign at the border now.

Venezuela: Now with plumbing!


Belafonte is simply an unintelligent individual, but he's a celebrity so we've come to expect that.

Chavez however is at least bright enough to have duped an entire nation into allowing him to become a dictator, so how can he possibly be dumb enough to still think that socialism can work?

He must not read much. Well except Noam Chomsky, which Belafonte must read as well if he's bought into the whole America as an imperialist power concept, but then again, some American's are ignorant enough to buy into that at well, so it's obviously not a phenomonom that occurs strictly below the equator.


And what's up with this guy and small animals? Seriously dude, you're creeping me out.

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1 comment:

David said...

Next I expect we'll see Hugo swimming alongside a water-skiing squirrel.

Hilarious.

One thing you and I probably can agree on here is that "Actors (and other performers) should basically keep their damn mouths shut."

Unfortunately, I'd be the first to admit that this basically applies to liberal performers. Conservative performers (to my chagrin) seem to at least know how to put together an intelligible sentence or two. [which does NOT necessarily make them qualified to be President, but also does not place them under the "keep your damn mouth shut" rule]